Thank you Tim Burton
for making up Ms. Spider
I remember as a kid wanted to be inside her.
Her accent was sexy
Her style was fresh
she seemed the perfect woman even without breasts.
*My favorite spider's vegetarian
I still let her bit me because we're best friends.
And I'm so attracted by her foreign charms
never too busy to hold me she's got extra arms*
Her booty's banging
and it's better than yours
she makes her own rope for your pleasure but she's not a whore.
Her hands are cold
but then mine are numb
I know that in my bedroom she would be such fun.
*
Ms. Spider stay with me
during the rhino's charge
my fears are coming at me and they seem so large.
I'll need a woman's love
when I'm done seeing claymation
we'll build a home of peach pits where we will station.
