Wake up another day
get your ass out of bed it's time to get paid.
Wash up before you play
no man with a dirty ballsack ever did get laid.
Have some respect
you look like a wreck
where's your badge of honor have you even checked?
Look up happy
in the dictionary
you'll see a picture of me that's a guarantee.
Check up with your doc
see how much time you have on the other side of your clock.
Push up your push up bra
you make the players horny make them drop their jaws.
Make up upon your face
you make the lonely ones get jealous cause you're in the race.
Chalk up one on the wall
and victory means nothing moving at a crawl.
Take up everything you can
and that's the sort of thing that divides the boys from man.
Work up some courage please
and admit to yourself that no one's listening.
Clean up your dirty act
cause I have seen it lately and it's old and cracked.
Speak up make your voice heard
jI know it's hard but only takes a single word.
Crawl down the rocky path
and dance around the flowers and the greenest grass.
Talk up your greatest traits
you comb the club for hours for a suitable mate.
Eat up for life is short
and count your many blessings least you're not in court.
Pair up just like they've said
and live a thousand years if only in your head.
Shoot up the crowded room
and send the cl9owns and sinners to their fiery doom.
Pick up where you left off
ignore the fools and cowards as they scorn and scoff.
Crank up the music now
the drums inside my ears are ringing badum pow.
Live up your dying days
cause nothing else will bring you through this fashion craze.
Stock up on love and sex
cause no one knows for sure what will happen next.
Drink up forget your cares
and at the party dance with them like everywhere.
Throw up your fists and scream
and live the life you want like on a movie screen.